at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
