oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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