Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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