susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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