She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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