Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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