why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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