i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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