Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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