So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think I died a long time ago.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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