dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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