Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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