If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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