I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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