We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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