she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
These tits shall not be calmed
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