Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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