he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard