i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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