From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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