told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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