Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I understand Curling. That high.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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