ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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