Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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