i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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