guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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