How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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