How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
