I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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