i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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