So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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