CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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