Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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