I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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