I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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