Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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