shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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