i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
operation harelip BJ is a go
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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