Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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