fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we're making bets on your personal life
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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