i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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