he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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