The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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