I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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