i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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