Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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