You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i out mim tonsoeep
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