Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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