wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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