My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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