this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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